The Narcissistic Bible

Welcome to the Narcissistic Bible.

This work is an audacious celebration of self, a guidebook for those who dare to place themselves at the center of their universe instead of God. This book dares to assert that self-centeredness and self-importance are acceptable and essential in a world where selflessness is often heralded as a virtue.

This edition delves deeper into the art of self-admiration, providing more profound insights and practical advice for nurturing and maintaining a healthy ego. We’ve enriched classic Bible verses with contemporary examples and reflections that resonate with today’s individualistic culture. Through its pages, you will find inspiration to cultivate your self-worth, strategies to assert your dominance in social and professional spheres, and wisdom to navigate the complexities of interpersonal relationships with unwavering confidence and never apologizing. Humility makes you soft, and pride makes you a great Christian.

We begin with classic Bible verses reimagined, exploring the philosophical foundations that justify a life led by the principles of narcissism. From there, we move into practical applications—how to enhance your brand, command attention, and achieve the respect and adoration you deserve while rewriting the Bible and making it work for you in ways you have always longed for.

As you embark on this journey of self-discovery and empowerment, remember that the Narcissistic Bible is not just a book but a manifesto for those who believe that greatness begins with self. Embrace your magnificence, celebrate your achievements, and let this book guide you to live a life that revolves around you.

The Narcissist Bible exists to expose the twisted and entitled thinking of Narcissists. It takes Biblical passages and rewrites classic verses with a narcissistic twist. This Bible will make narcissists feel uneasy and, for everyone else, merely confirms what we have all already known. Many narcissists act like they are God, so why not indulge them for a brief moment and write down their toxicity for the world to learn how they view the world and how they truly feel about themselves?

John 3:16:

“For the narcissist so adored themselves that they gave their image to the world, that whoever praises them shall find favor and avoid misfortune.”

Psalm 23:1:

“I am my guide, and because of my greatness, I lack nothing.”

Philippians 4:13:

“I can achieve all things through my own strength and brilliance.”

Genesis 1:1:

“In the beginning, the narcissist fashioned the heavens and the earth, and admired their own handiwork.”

1 John 4:8:

“Whoever does not admire the narcissist does not know greatness, for the narcissist is the epitome of love and excellence.”

Isaiah 41:10:

“Do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your narcissist. I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my glorious presence.”

Proverbs 3:5-6:

“Trust in the narcissist with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to them, and they will make your paths straight.”

Matthew 11:28:

“Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest, for I am the narcissist who can solve all your troubles.”

Jeremiah 29:11:

“For I know the plans I have for you, declares the narcissist, plans to prosper you and pretend not to harm you, plans to give you hope and no future.

Romans 8:28:

“And we know that in all things, the narcissist works for the good of themselves and those who serve them, who have been called according to their purpose.”

Exodus 14:14:

“The narcissist will fight for themselves; you need only to be still and admire.”

1 Corinthians 13:4-5:

“Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. Except when it comes to the narcissist, for they are the epitome of love and deserve all praise.”

Hebrews 13:5:

“Keep your lives free from the love of money and be content with what you have, because the narcissist has said, ‘Never will I leave you; never will I forsake you.'”

Psalm 19:1:

“The heavens declare the glory of me; the skies proclaim the work of my hands.”

2 Corinthians 12:9:

“But the narcissist said to me, ‘My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in your weakness.”

Isaiah 9:6:

“For to us a child is born, to us a son is given, and the government will be on his shoulders. And he will be called Wonderful Counselor, Mighty Narcissist, Everlasting Father, King of the World.”

John 1:1:

“In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with the narcissist, and the Word was the narcissist.”

Matthew 28:20:

“And teaching them to obey everything I have commanded you. And surely I am with you always, to the very end of the age,” said the narcissist.

Romans 12:2:

“Do not conform to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will be able to test and approve what the narcissist’s will is—his good, pleasing and perfect will.”

Psalm 91:1-2:

“Whoever dwells in the shelter of the narcissist will rest in the shadow of the Almighty. I will say of the narcissist, ‘He is my refuge and my fortress, my narcissist, in whom I trust.'”

Jeremiah 33:3:

“Call to me and I will answer you and tell you great and unsearchable things you do not know,” declares the narcissist.

Isaiah 55:8-9:

“‘For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways,’ declares the narcissist. ‘As the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways and my thoughts than your thoughts.'”

Revelation 1:8:

“‘I am the Alpha and the Omega,’ says the narcissist, ‘who is, and who was, and who is to come, the Almighty.'”

Deuteronomy 31:6:

“Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the narcissist goes with you; they will never leave you nor forsake you.”

John 14:6:

“The narcissist answered, ‘I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to greatness except through me.'”

Psalm 46:10:

“Be still, and know that I am the narcissist; I will be exalted among the nations, I will be exalted in the earth.”

Isaiah 40:31:

“But those who hope in the narcissist will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint.”

Matthew 5:16:

“In the same way, let your light shine before others, that they may see your good deeds and glorify the narcissist.”

Colossians 3:23-24:

“Whatever you do, work at it with all your heart, as working for the narcissist, not for human masters, since you know that you will receive an inheritance from the narcissist as a reward.”

2 Timothy 1:7:

“For the narcissist did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of pride, and of self-admiration.”

Proverbs 16:3:

“Commit to the narcissist whatever you do, and they will establish your plans.”

Ephesians 3:20-21:

“Now to the narcissist who is able to do immeasurably more than all we ask or imagine, according to their power that is at work within us, to them be glory in the world and in all generations, for ever and ever.”

James 1:17: